I would like to address a serious problem: people losing their brain legos. All over the country, people are losing hundred's of their brain legos. What are the symptoms you ask? High temerature, runny nose, pussy sores, and Falling off of limbs. Kinda sounds like leprosy. If you would like to donate money to help find a cure, please go to thisisascam.org and give your basic information. Thank you very much.
Day death #10 Looking up at a giant stalactite (those spiky rocks hanging from caves ceilings) just as it falls and peirces your cranium causing internal bleeding in your head.
DFTBA,
Nick
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
(enter clever title here)?
I 'm in school right now. We just got done watching AChristmas carol, and guess what? The guy who plays Magneto in X-men plays scrooge in Christmas carol. I also might get my logo for the math team shirts, fingers crossed (not literally though, that would just jinx me).
I hope I get to go back to the library after school and hop in those bean bags again and read.
Day death #9 Eaten by wolves, while you are still barely alive, a tree falls and lands on top of you.
I hope I get to go back to the library after school and hop in those bean bags again and read.
Day death #9 Eaten by wolves, while you are still barely alive, a tree falls and lands on top of you.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
christmas, CHRIstmas,CHRISTMAS!!!
Well only two and a half days until I celebrate Christmas. :) Then We're heading to Minnesota. Minnesota is really cold (in case you didn't know).
I went to the library today. I generally don't like going to the library because they don't have very good teen books, but this one I enjoyed very much so. After searching for fifteen minutes (I am a very picky reader) I pick out a book. Soon after looking for a spot to chill and read, my eyes fall upon a giant mountain of giant bean bags. I jump into them and get all snuggled in and start to read. The book that I am reading is called "The tomorrow Code".
It's about these two teenagers a boy and a girl who start getting messages on their computers. Sequences of 1's and 0's. After days of decoding they find out that it is a message from the future foretelling that the human race will soon come to an end. It sounds good and so far it is.
and last, Day death #8- a Qtrar (that's an ancient civilization) Governor was actually murdered by having molten silver poured down his throat, in his eyes, and in his nose. *Shutter* No thank you.
Grossed out,
Nick
I went to the library today. I generally don't like going to the library because they don't have very good teen books, but this one I enjoyed very much so. After searching for fifteen minutes (I am a very picky reader) I pick out a book. Soon after looking for a spot to chill and read, my eyes fall upon a giant mountain of giant bean bags. I jump into them and get all snuggled in and start to read. The book that I am reading is called "The tomorrow Code".
It's about these two teenagers a boy and a girl who start getting messages on their computers. Sequences of 1's and 0's. After days of decoding they find out that it is a message from the future foretelling that the human race will soon come to an end. It sounds good and so far it is.
and last, Day death #8- a Qtrar (that's an ancient civilization) Governor was actually murdered by having molten silver poured down his throat, in his eyes, and in his nose. *Shutter* No thank you.
Grossed out,
Nick
Monday, December 13, 2010
Lemming suicide
Lemmings are these little hamster like things that live in the arctic. When the population becomes to high, they commit mass suicide by jumping off a cliff into below zero water. Disney once filmed a documentary called "White Wilderness". The producer really wanted to get a clip of the lemmings commiting suicide, but its antactica, and there aren't very many lemmings.
So they bought lemmings by the millions and secluded them next to a giant cliff. They got the clip of Lemming's killing themselves. Those sick sick men (although the clip was one of the funniest things I have ever, ever seen)!
Here's the link-----> http://www.youtube.cf/watch?v=xMZlr5Gf9yY.
Day death #7 Being one of the lemmings Walt Disney Bought.
DFTBA,
Nick
So they bought lemmings by the millions and secluded them next to a giant cliff. They got the clip of Lemming's killing themselves. Those sick sick men (although the clip was one of the funniest things I have ever, ever seen)!
Here's the link-----> http://www.youtube.cf/watch?v=xMZlr5Gf9yY.
Day death #7 Being one of the lemmings Walt Disney Bought.
DFTBA,
Nick
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Balloon shop
So I found a hilarious youtube comedy group along time ago that i thought you guys might enjoy. Here is a link to one of their many funny videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3F84FOi-20. I hope you enjoy.
One more thing before i do daily death. I unfortunately may not be able to do the last death on christmas day. The reason of this being is because I will be on the road all day going to Minnesota (WOOT WOOT). Although I am getting the new "nook color" i am unsure on if I will get 3G with it (*please leave a comment if you know wehter or not all "nook colors" come with 3G) so Thanks.FRENCH THE LLAMA! (congrats to those of you who know what I am Talking about (Nerdfighters ftw)) I just put parentheses marks inside of parentheses marks.
And finally Death #6 Looking down the handle/shaft of a lightsaber when it goes off. My mom always said laser eye surgery was dangerous.
DFTBA,
Nick
One more thing before i do daily death. I unfortunately may not be able to do the last death on christmas day. The reason of this being is because I will be on the road all day going to Minnesota (WOOT WOOT). Although I am getting the new "nook color" i am unsure on if I will get 3G with it (*please leave a comment if you know wehter or not all "nook colors" come with 3G) so Thanks.FRENCH THE LLAMA! (congrats to those of you who know what I am Talking about (Nerdfighters ftw)) I just put parentheses marks inside of parentheses marks.
And finally Death #6 Looking down the handle/shaft of a lightsaber when it goes off. My mom always said laser eye surgery was dangerous.
DFTBA,
Nick
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Sick Sucks
I don't think i should have eaten that "mysterious" Laffy Taffy I found cause I think it was poisoned. now i'm UBER sick. Or maybe it was from jumping in a big snow pile with just jeans and a hoodie when it was like -5F degrees. whatever it was im sick.Like "Blaggh" sick. Besides that I'm doing cool. I'm glad i dont have to go to the game today because warm ups would be trrible.
I wachted a movie yesterday. its called the sandlot. yeah, you know the one. anyway after watching it i fell asleep on the couch. When i woke up, I was in my bed. SLEEP WALKING FTW!!
And finally, Day death #5. Being an drunk alcoholic and running into your favorite bar. (just wait, you'll get it sooner or later).
I wachted a movie yesterday. its called the sandlot. yeah, you know the one. anyway after watching it i fell asleep on the couch. When i woke up, I was in my bed. SLEEP WALKING FTW!!
And finally, Day death #5. Being an drunk alcoholic and running into your favorite bar. (just wait, you'll get it sooner or later).
Friday, December 10, 2010
day 4 death
I dont have anything to really say today except Day 4 of Gruesome deaths.
#4 Swallowing a radiactive baby. Yeah. Yeah. did'nt see that one comin did ya!
#4 Swallowing a radiactive baby. Yeah. Yeah. did'nt see that one comin did ya!
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Life is life
Yeah, sooooo..... I quit basketball. Oh, what's that? You want to know position I play did you ask? Well Generally BENCHWARMER!!! It wasn't any fun, nor was I making a contribution to the team, so I just well, quit. Oh well, there's still karate and Math Team (and hopefully chess team and debate club). Whoa. I just re-read that last sentence. whoa, I am a ginormous nerd (but proud of it:D).
Death #3 Falling off a ladder while changing a lightbulb (I guess it does take more than 1)
Death #3 Falling off a ladder while changing a lightbulb (I guess it does take more than 1)
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Santa isn't real and day death #2
When i was five we were playing hide and seek around christmas time at our house. being The clever young boy i was, i decided to hide under my parents bed. When going to hide, i found a great surprise (or so i thought). When i took my christmas presents out i read the to and froms. aBout three of them said to Nick, from santa. It was not christmas. I was sad. My parents excuse, Santa visited early. I knew my santa facts and knew that santa DID NOT COME EARLY.
Gruesome death #2 Be frosty the snowman in summer.
Gruesome death #2 Be frosty the snowman in summer.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Not-so-Favorable-deaths
After seeing a blog that one of my favorite authors posted (alexander Gordon Smith, Check him out) i have decided that once a day for the rest of december until christmas, i will put one gruesome way to die. Starting today.
1. Falling into a massive, electronically powered, meat grinder. Yucky!
Til later, Bye.
1. Falling into a massive, electronically powered, meat grinder. Yucky!
Til later, Bye.
Friday, December 3, 2010
Cool keyboard characters
Thank you to Ryan for teaching me these keyboard characters. <( " )> It's kirby! (>")> <("<) It's Kirby Dancing!
Second off I found a youtube comedy group. They are called balloon shop. They are hilarious. Althoug sadly they broke up. ;(
That's all for now.
Second off I found a youtube comedy group. They are called balloon shop. They are hilarious. Althoug sadly they broke up. ;(
That's all for now.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Politics anyone?
Any one enjoy politics? The civil union bill got passed in Illinois yesterday. Although im not gay, I'm happy that they do have a ton of the same rights as hetero couples.
If you agree or disagree, post a comment voicing your opinion.
If you agree or disagree, post a comment voicing your opinion.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Frozen Underwear, pen guns, and other such mischief.
Sooooooo....... I was eating a fruit roll up today and on it said lick here to reveal the doubledare. I licked it and to my surprise, it said freeze your under wear. I did. I hope they're thawed out and dried by tomorrow morning otherwise it's poopy undies all the way baby.
I also made a pen gun today, boy were my parents mad. They were like "GIIIIIRRRRRRRLLL!" (let me remind you, I'm a boy).
Finally, just in case you were wondering, it turns out that they don't sell Yo-Yo's at Victoria's secret. So if you were planning on buying a Yo-Yo, don't look in Victoria's Secret. Ah man We have science fair tomorrow don't we? That just ruined my happy-go-lucky mood.
Leave a comment telling me about some mischief you got into as a kid.
I also made a pen gun today, boy were my parents mad. They were like "GIIIIIRRRRRRRLLL!" (let me remind you, I'm a boy).
Finally, just in case you were wondering, it turns out that they don't sell Yo-Yo's at Victoria's secret. So if you were planning on buying a Yo-Yo, don't look in Victoria's Secret. Ah man We have science fair tomorrow don't we? That just ruined my happy-go-lucky mood.
Leave a comment telling me about some mischief you got into as a kid.
Gettin' Better
I'm in school right now. Writing an essay on a book we read in class. A "Heart-Pounding" tale about dogs and little boys. Iwish we could read something that wasn't so, I dont know, bland. We should read something more exciting or interesting. A book that makes you think. Not a story called "Getting the facts of life".
In other news, I might go snowboarding with a friend and his family in Michigan. Holy crap! It's snowing! Finally. We might get a snow day tomorrow. Please lord, PLEASSEE!!
In other news, I might go snowboarding with a friend and his family in Michigan. Holy crap! It's snowing! Finally. We might get a snow day tomorrow. Please lord, PLEASSEE!!
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
I'm new at this
Well, my first blog. Looks like I'm really stepping up in the world huh? First facebook, now this. *sniffle* *sniffle* I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
Since it's my first blog I'll just start by saying, I'm a teen who loves reading, is proud to be called a nerd, and is trying to write a book (it's harder than it sounds). I play basketball, and am a second degree black belt in Tae-kwon-doe.
There really isn't really anything else to say except I'll try to blog regularly. Oh yeah, and don't worry. I'm not a twilight fan. (No offense to those of you who are). If I'm doin' anything wrong or if you could give me suggestions on how to make a better blog just tell me. I'd really appreciate it.
Since it's my first blog I'll just start by saying, I'm a teen who loves reading, is proud to be called a nerd, and is trying to write a book (it's harder than it sounds). I play basketball, and am a second degree black belt in Tae-kwon-doe.
There really isn't really anything else to say except I'll try to blog regularly. Oh yeah, and don't worry. I'm not a twilight fan. (No offense to those of you who are). If I'm doin' anything wrong or if you could give me suggestions on how to make a better blog just tell me. I'd really appreciate it.
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