I would like to address a serious problem: people losing their brain legos. All over the country, people are losing hundred's of their brain legos. What are the symptoms you ask? High temerature, runny nose, pussy sores, and Falling off of limbs. Kinda sounds like leprosy. If you would like to donate money to help find a cure, please go to thisisascam.org and give your basic information. Thank you very much.
Day death #10 Looking up at a giant stalactite (those spiky rocks hanging from caves ceilings) just as it falls and peirces your cranium causing internal bleeding in your head.
DFTBA,
Nick
Young nerds, unite!
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
(enter clever title here)?
I 'm in school right now. We just got done watching AChristmas carol, and guess what? The guy who plays Magneto in X-men plays scrooge in Christmas carol. I also might get my logo for the math team shirts, fingers crossed (not literally though, that would just jinx me).
I hope I get to go back to the library after school and hop in those bean bags again and read.
Day death #9 Eaten by wolves, while you are still barely alive, a tree falls and lands on top of you.
I hope I get to go back to the library after school and hop in those bean bags again and read.
Day death #9 Eaten by wolves, while you are still barely alive, a tree falls and lands on top of you.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
christmas, CHRIstmas,CHRISTMAS!!!
Well only two and a half days until I celebrate Christmas. :) Then We're heading to Minnesota. Minnesota is really cold (in case you didn't know).
I went to the library today. I generally don't like going to the library because they don't have very good teen books, but this one I enjoyed very much so. After searching for fifteen minutes (I am a very picky reader) I pick out a book. Soon after looking for a spot to chill and read, my eyes fall upon a giant mountain of giant bean bags. I jump into them and get all snuggled in and start to read. The book that I am reading is called "The tomorrow Code".
It's about these two teenagers a boy and a girl who start getting messages on their computers. Sequences of 1's and 0's. After days of decoding they find out that it is a message from the future foretelling that the human race will soon come to an end. It sounds good and so far it is.
and last, Day death #8- a Qtrar (that's an ancient civilization) Governor was actually murdered by having molten silver poured down his throat, in his eyes, and in his nose. *Shutter* No thank you.
Grossed out,
Nick
I went to the library today. I generally don't like going to the library because they don't have very good teen books, but this one I enjoyed very much so. After searching for fifteen minutes (I am a very picky reader) I pick out a book. Soon after looking for a spot to chill and read, my eyes fall upon a giant mountain of giant bean bags. I jump into them and get all snuggled in and start to read. The book that I am reading is called "The tomorrow Code".
It's about these two teenagers a boy and a girl who start getting messages on their computers. Sequences of 1's and 0's. After days of decoding they find out that it is a message from the future foretelling that the human race will soon come to an end. It sounds good and so far it is.
and last, Day death #8- a Qtrar (that's an ancient civilization) Governor was actually murdered by having molten silver poured down his throat, in his eyes, and in his nose. *Shutter* No thank you.
Grossed out,
Nick
Monday, December 13, 2010
Lemming suicide
Lemmings are these little hamster like things that live in the arctic. When the population becomes to high, they commit mass suicide by jumping off a cliff into below zero water. Disney once filmed a documentary called "White Wilderness". The producer really wanted to get a clip of the lemmings commiting suicide, but its antactica, and there aren't very many lemmings.
So they bought lemmings by the millions and secluded them next to a giant cliff. They got the clip of Lemming's killing themselves. Those sick sick men (although the clip was one of the funniest things I have ever, ever seen)!
Here's the link-----> http://www.youtube.cf/watch?v=xMZlr5Gf9yY.
Day death #7 Being one of the lemmings Walt Disney Bought.
DFTBA,
Nick
So they bought lemmings by the millions and secluded them next to a giant cliff. They got the clip of Lemming's killing themselves. Those sick sick men (although the clip was one of the funniest things I have ever, ever seen)!
Here's the link-----> http://www.youtube.cf/watch?v=xMZlr5Gf9yY.
Day death #7 Being one of the lemmings Walt Disney Bought.
DFTBA,
Nick
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Balloon shop
So I found a hilarious youtube comedy group along time ago that i thought you guys might enjoy. Here is a link to one of their many funny videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3F84FOi-20. I hope you enjoy.
One more thing before i do daily death. I unfortunately may not be able to do the last death on christmas day. The reason of this being is because I will be on the road all day going to Minnesota (WOOT WOOT). Although I am getting the new "nook color" i am unsure on if I will get 3G with it (*please leave a comment if you know wehter or not all "nook colors" come with 3G) so Thanks.FRENCH THE LLAMA! (congrats to those of you who know what I am Talking about (Nerdfighters ftw)) I just put parentheses marks inside of parentheses marks.
And finally Death #6 Looking down the handle/shaft of a lightsaber when it goes off. My mom always said laser eye surgery was dangerous.
DFTBA,
Nick
One more thing before i do daily death. I unfortunately may not be able to do the last death on christmas day. The reason of this being is because I will be on the road all day going to Minnesota (WOOT WOOT). Although I am getting the new "nook color" i am unsure on if I will get 3G with it (*please leave a comment if you know wehter or not all "nook colors" come with 3G) so Thanks.FRENCH THE LLAMA! (congrats to those of you who know what I am Talking about (Nerdfighters ftw)) I just put parentheses marks inside of parentheses marks.
And finally Death #6 Looking down the handle/shaft of a lightsaber when it goes off. My mom always said laser eye surgery was dangerous.
DFTBA,
Nick
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Sick Sucks
I don't think i should have eaten that "mysterious" Laffy Taffy I found cause I think it was poisoned. now i'm UBER sick. Or maybe it was from jumping in a big snow pile with just jeans and a hoodie when it was like -5F degrees. whatever it was im sick.Like "Blaggh" sick. Besides that I'm doing cool. I'm glad i dont have to go to the game today because warm ups would be trrible.
I wachted a movie yesterday. its called the sandlot. yeah, you know the one. anyway after watching it i fell asleep on the couch. When i woke up, I was in my bed. SLEEP WALKING FTW!!
And finally, Day death #5. Being an drunk alcoholic and running into your favorite bar. (just wait, you'll get it sooner or later).
I wachted a movie yesterday. its called the sandlot. yeah, you know the one. anyway after watching it i fell asleep on the couch. When i woke up, I was in my bed. SLEEP WALKING FTW!!
And finally, Day death #5. Being an drunk alcoholic and running into your favorite bar. (just wait, you'll get it sooner or later).
Friday, December 10, 2010
day 4 death
I dont have anything to really say today except Day 4 of Gruesome deaths.
#4 Swallowing a radiactive baby. Yeah. Yeah. did'nt see that one comin did ya!
#4 Swallowing a radiactive baby. Yeah. Yeah. did'nt see that one comin did ya!
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